So if you haven’t watch The Bachelor this season, you need to get on it! Right off the bat, it looks like a sorority recruitment video. I’m not even kidding! Did anyone else think that? Not only that, but the show’s mean girl, Corinne, looks very similar to Stassi Schroeder from Vanderpump Rules. Additionally, she’s almost, but not quite, the Blair Waldorf of the show. Either way, this season is actually super juicy, but let’s get started, shall we?
Reasons Why The Bachelor Is Like Sorority Recruitment (and Gossip Girl, and Vanderpump Rules)
To start off, this is how recruitment feels. You’re nervous but excited. You’re stressed, but you can’t drink because that’s inappropriate. You want to kick back with the girls, or perhaps have a glass of wine to yourself. However, you’re supposed to look presentable and meet your new potential sisters. It’s exhausting, but it’s a happy time.
That girl who thinks she’s in charge of recruitment, and kinda is in charge of recruitment, but she still takes it too far. This is basically Corinne. Corinne is basically this girl.
Basically Corinne…again. But more of a physical similarity. This is Stassi from Vanderpump Rules.
Liz is kinda like Serena when she hooked up with Nate, but not really, cause we don’t like Liz that much. But maybe we didn’t like Serena either.
Sorority recruitment may not have booze, but they have bitches. Even though we’re not supposed to talk about them. This makes us want to chug a glass of champagne back so fast.
And then at recruitment there are those moments when there’s just silence and you don’t know what to do. I mean, what do you do?
But it’s sorority recruitment and you’re with your sisters, so you know you can get through anything!
Who else watches the Bachelor? Let us know in the comments what you think of this season so far! Who do you think Nick will choose?
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